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🚧 A VERY REAL PREVIEW. PAYMENTS ARE OFF. 🚧 What does that mean?
✳ YES, THIS IS THE WHOLE PITCH

If you’re rich,
give me money.

I was going to make a convincing pitch,
but this seemed faster.

Personal support, not a charity.
Payments are off. No charge, no subscription.

01 / THE NUMBERS

Pick an amount.

Personal support. No products, perks, or secret VIP club.

no yachts included ↙

Would renew monthly. Cancel future renewals anytime.

01

Pocket change

$5USD / month
Billed monthly. Cancel future renewals anytime.
Coffee money. Much appreciated.
02

A proper tip

$10USD / month
Billed monthly. Cancel future renewals anytime.
Okay, that’s nice of you.
03

Feeling generous

$20USD / month
Billed monthly. Cancel future renewals anytime.
You really meant it.
Other amounts · $50 to $2,000

Same thank-you, bigger number. Only if it fits your budget.

Planned policy for paid support: No refunds, except where required by law. Canceling stops future renewals, not past charges. Payments are currently off.

All prices in USD. Preview only—no checkout, charge, or active subscription.

OR, MAKE UP A NUMBER

Had a different number in mind?

One time. Any amount from $1 to $2,000.

SEPARATE IDEA · PREVIEW ONLY

Fewer ads. Same bad ideas.

A one-time $5.99 idea. Try it free here; nothing gets charged.

The payment part isn’t hooked up.

Possible options for later. None is connected or guaranteed.

  • Cards
  • Apple Pay
  • Google Pay
  • Cash App Pay
  • Bank payments
02 / THE ACTUAL DETAILS

Okay, actual questions.

This part is not a joke.

Will this charge me?

No. This is a working design preview. No payment details are requested, no money moves, and no subscription is created. You can explore every amount and the cancellation demo.

Where would the money go?

To the person who made this page, if you feel like it. There is no product, exclusive access, or charity claim. Right now, the buttons only open a preview.

How would annual support work?

You would pay for the whole year upfront at the price of 10 monthly payments. For example, $10 monthly becomes $100 upfront for a year instead of $120 across 12 months. Annual support would renew yearly until canceled.

Can I cancel or get a refund?

You can try the cancellation demo. Planned policy for paid support: No refunds, except where required by law. Canceling stops future renewals, not past charges. No payments are accepted in this preview.

Can I send a random amount whenever I want?

That is what one-time support is for: choose a preset or enter any amount from $1 to $2,000, in USD. It would be a single payment with no recurring renewal.

Which payment methods will work?

Cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Cash App Pay, and bank payments are being considered. None is connected in this preview. The methods available at launch will depend on the payment provider, country, device, and whether the payment is recurring.

03 / FREE BUTTONS

You can also give me nothing.

Everything down here is free. Points are not money.

Cash catcher

ONE LAST BAD IDEA

Catch the cash

100%
POINTLESS

Click or tap the cash. Keyboard: Tab to the cash, then press Enter or Space for each catch.

POINTS 0TIME 20s

20 seconds. One slippery stack. Absolutely no actual money.

Just a little playground. No money moves.

 

Music: “Monkeys Spinning Monkeys” — Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0. Original recording, played on repeat.

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Toy desk. No messages are sent.

Pick a question. Management approved three.